Fuckin' Oracle of Delphi
You are the fuckin' oracle of delphi

sadpigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

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hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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snorlaxatives:

*phones at 1% battery*

*becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*

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wintersoldier-iscoming:

in which i am christian grey

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Tagged: #HAHAAAA
rhubabe:


this is why it’s so low on imdb bc one bitter guy thinks racism doesn’t exist

rhubabe:

this is why it’s so low on imdb bc one bitter guy thinks racism doesn’t exist

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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kazifer:

bbnsfw:

kazifer:

Stop saying that “sex is a basic human need”.

No

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fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

maclonna:

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

maclonna:

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

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