Fuckin' Oracle of Delphi
You are the fuckin' oracle of delphi

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together

thats the quickest ive lost a follower

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jonghwas:

yo gurl are you a firework
because you’re really fucking loud and annoying

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kurokoshirai:

[joke about me being gay to subtly remind you all that i am, in fact, still gay]

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princess-ruto:

i got sad when the dog got captured

epic-humor:

 

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

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professorsugoi:

shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

I WAS NOT

jesus fuck

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donttouchmyskulljawn:

#six feet four inches concentrated sass

incomprehensiblelentils:

wildparsnip:

my mom is on the phone with my dad (a microbiologist) and she told him “go to bed, turn off the computer, and just, just don’t do science. don’t do any science”

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